ICE Is Coming To EvE

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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY https://www.twitch.tv/alisonquinn IS TO BE DEPLOYED IN LOCAL AGAINST OUR FOES - THEY MUST SUFFER AS WE HAVE SUFFERED


(4:22:46 AM) paco_vato: oh he's really happy about this
(4:23:01 AM) xiao_chreachann: oh dear
(4:23:02 AM) tsuki_moon: he is enjoying himself
(4:23:05 AM) sky_enzo: hahahaha
(4:23:07 AM) paco_vato: this is the fucking sequel to gummo right here
(4:23:13 AM) nymblar: whoa
(4:23:20 AM) tsuki_moon: and he is going to loose it
(4:23:26 AM) sky_enzo: Fuck going full retards he is on a whole other mother fuckign level
(4:23:35 AM) the_mittani: i can't stop watching this
(4:23:54 AM) paco_vato: fucktyler
(4:23:58 AM) the_mittani: it's like some private pyle crossed with cwc crossed with gummo crossed with trailer park usa and aaaaaaa
(4:24:07 AM) absolutis: This is like
(4:24:14 AM) absolutis: watching an autistic trainwreck
(4:24:16 AM) tsuki_moon: I think you should include a link to his performance during next fireside
(4:24:29 AM) the_mittani: IS HE HITTING IS BALLS WITH A TAMBOURINE
(4:24:31 AM) tsuki_moon: just to ask if you think PL is less or more ridiculuos than this
(4:24:37 AM) the_mittani: ...
(4:24:40 AM) sky_enzo: His two dads will be so proud of this
(4:24:42 AM) the_mittani: link this in saranen local
(4:24:45 AM) the_mittani: seriously
(4:24:49 AM) the_mittani: inflcit this upon our foes
(4:24:54 AM) tsuki_moon: go on, spam it boys
(4:25:14 AM) nymblar: goonswarm 2016: IS HE HITTING IS BALLS WITH A TAMBOURINE
(4:25:24 AM) nymblar: oh god the hadoukens
(4:25:33 AM) nymblar: wave your pillow like you just don't care
(4:25:53 AM) tsuki_moon: HE IS SINGING

Elysium is awestruck with horror if you're trapped in this hell as well~

~~~ This was a broadcast from the_mittani to opt-all at 2016-06-09 09:26:30.597571 EVE ~~~

Some hostile relays cut out the opt-all pings, this is too critical to miss:

SUFFER AS WE HAVE SUFFERED: https://www.twitch.tv/alisonquinn


(4:42:04 AM) ninfonial_remus: the_mittani: thank you. thank you for this... bless you..
(4:42:12 AM) talars_mephisto: Can we give him an Eve account an put him somehow into PL?
(4:42:19 AM) talars_mephisto: so he can do this on their comms?
(4:42:22 AM) bradley_johanis: Send this guy to iceland
(4:42:29 AM) xiao_chreachann: alisonquinn for csm
(4:42:32 AM) mongarthak: he is probably already in test
(4:42:37 AM) antecanis_procyon: the_mittani this is your best ping in a while. thank you for this gift
(4:42:39 AM) paco_vato: jumping on bed check
(4:42:43 AM) lion_rafale: dear leader i doubted your link, but you have come through
(4:42:43 AM) cuddletime: This guy seems like he'd be besties with xenuria
(4:42:47 AM) saya_nakamura: ^
(4:42:48 AM) sadus: Mittens, how did you find this guy ?
(4:42:51 AM) saya_nakamura: I was thinking the same thing cuddletime
(4:42:52 AM) tsuki_moon: AEROBIC TIME
(4:42:56 AM) sadus: he's like mana from heaven!
(4:42:56 AM) geeshizzle_maccloud: guy needs to be on american idol or x factor america or something
(4:42:59 AM) bleeyds: this is like an early xenuria
(4:42:59 AM) ninfonial_remus: get this guy in HK

When all of the leadership of Eve has been poisoned by this eye cancer across the relays, remember this moment - meanwhile, post this link in local everywhere while it's still live, god damn. We're helpers!

~~~ This was a broadcast from the_mittani to all at 2016-06-09 09:44:27.877661 EVE ~~~

rogue_monk
anyone got an interceptor skillbok in ya0? have clone I want to move out

15:12:05 tsuki_moon
c'est comme debaser, faudra un jour que je les lise quand mm
oups x)

15:12:47 tyler_schwartz-smi
:w-hat:

15:12:55 tsuki_moon
fail chat
I was talking french comics with corpmates

15:13:18 tyler_schwartz-smi
your corpies?

15:13:58 tsuki_moon
ICE, we have high standard around mating, especialy when several men are involved

15:15:10 bradley_johanis
hey who was the guy who came up with that asterix and obelix piece of propaganda
bashing the shit out of cfc dot with a hurricane

15:16:35
tsuki_moon
I dunno but that was the best propaganda piece in ages
we laughed our ass of with that one

15:17:35 bradley_johanis
yea, im not rich but I want to throw isk at him, i love that comic

15:17:37 tyler_schwartz-smi
tsuki_moon do you have 134 couples

15:20:33 tsuki_moon
tyler_schwartz-smi, not sure if I understand that one

15:21:04 tyler_schwartz-smi
268 dudes in ice
divided by 2 = 134 couples

15:21:40 tsuki_moon
no, we have multiple partners

15:22:02 bradley_johanis
268^268

15:22:37 tyler_schwartz-smi
268 factorial

15:22:40 ezraeill
wtf there is a rat in alison's house

15:23:01 tsuki_moon
if you can have sex in, say, 10min and you do it with 268 partners, how much time do you need to copulate with everyone

15:23:49 bradley_johanis
44 hours assuming you can get an erection 268 times in a row

15:23:52 tsuki_moon
subquestion : if you need to eat a bannana from time to time to refresh your energy, how many dicks could you bit of after the first hour ?

15:23:53 tyler_schwartz-smi
can we assume refractory period in this

15:24:19 bradley_johanis
sub sub question, how long till you mistake a banana for a dick and chomp down on some poor bastard

15:24:32 phlox
Some pay extra for that.

15:24:41 tyler_schwartz-smi
bradley_johanis das raysest

15:25:53 tsuki_moon
to go deeper : assuming you put all of us in a big wheel like hamsters, can we create enought evergy to power a telescope that could observe ladyscarlet from a safe distance ? same question with puttin her inside the weel

15:26:16 tyler_schwartz-smi
:suicide:
that's my response